Technology, Please Save Me

So, I suggested in an earlier post that perhaps there was a way to take advantage of the large gaps in traffic created by people who were texting while driving. My friends, the odds are against us. The sheer number of people texting while driving is more than we can handle. I'm starting to think that I might be the only person left who is actually driving the car while driving the car. Now I have a new suggestion. Embedding sensors into the lines on the roads to create texting lanes. You can only text while in the curb lane. The left lane is for driving only, all other uses of this lane are strictly prohibited and electronically enforced. No further action is required on your part.