Always Choose the.....

Driving in Florida? Pulling up to the red light? Got a choice of lanes into which to pull, right or left? Always go with the shorter lane. Doesn't matter, right or left. Go short. Why? Fewer cars means fewer opportunities for some asshole to be on their cell phone. We are the worst. The only caveat to this rule is if there is a 7-11 on the other side of the intersection. If the lane lengths are about the same I'll avoid the right lane because I know there's someone in that right lane, sometimes even the left, who's gonna need to pull into the 7-11 and get some smokes.